Hello, my name is paul. When I was young, my father shot and killed a yeti. Following the hunt, my father also cut it up and cooked it for us to eat.
I remember exactly how it tasted and have spent years trying to recreate that same flavor.
Good news, Friend, I have! I am offering for you to buy some real imitation yeti meat. I am selling this meat for a limited time until I have sold one million dollars worth of "imitation" yeti meat. Once this has been sold, I will move to the pacific northwest of the united states and dedicate my life to hunting the yeti (using only a camera).
Please donate a amount of money of $10 US or more, and I will deliver a package of real canned imitation yeti meat (for novelty only), a small yeti meat recipe book (for novelty only), and a "I Support yetimeat.com" bumper sticker. Any donation is welcome and GREATLY appreciated! If you donate more than $20, I may also throw in for free an imitation yeti skin or other surprise gift.
NEW RECESSION OPTION!
Since so many of you have been graciously asking for a medium donation option that will still give you something out of appreciation.And many more of you have said you like the way the sticker looks but, because of the recession, can't afford the full $10 donation to buy the yetimeat.
Let me say again that I TRULY APPRECIATE all of your generous donations so much (it has only been 2.5 years and we've already gotten several small donations on our way to the $1,000,000 goal!)
I have, for a limited time, decided that if you do doonate any amount from $1 - $9.99 USD, I will send you the supporter sticker for free! Click here to see what it looks like!
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If you see a yetimeat.com supporter sticker somewhere, take a photo, and post it to our new guestbook, we will send you a free supporter sticker! AWESOME!
I should mention that "yeti" to me means the same creature as "bigfoot" to most people. Bigfoot is basically yeti, but yeti can also be a snow man in the the mountains I guess.
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