AWESOME!

I have recently traveled to a foreign country in search of the yeti and I ended up snapping some of THE MOST AMAZING pictures of bigfoot that I have ever seen! Even the Pictures Of Bigfoot that my father shot do not compare to this!

WARNING: IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT SOMEONE STILL DOUBTS THAT THE BIGFOOT IS REAL... PREPARE FOR A CHANGE OF HEART! READ ON!

Okay, first, here's how this happened...

I have literally been using science to develop an attractant, that is a smell that bigfoot will like and will want to come to. Finally, this attractant, which is a micture of biological human and opossum DNA byproduct, was completed on 2/29/2009 and so I booked a ticket to stonehenge to see if it would work.

GOOD NEWS! IT WO R K ED! In fact, it worked SO WELL that the bigfoot, who does not normally live in the UK, literally TOOK A SPACESHIPfrom Oregon, USA, to STONEHENGE, UK, to get a whiff of my concoction!

HERE IS THE PICTURE SEQUENCE. LOOK AT THIS!!!

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Eventually, when the factory comes on line, I hope to offer the same concoction to all of you, but in the meantime, enjoy your YETIMEAT AND thes AMAZING PICTURES!!!! THANKS A MILLION FOR ALL OF THE SUPPORT!

I should mention that "yeti" to me means the same creature as "bigfoot" to most people. Bigfoot is basically yeti, but yeti can also be a snow man in the the mountains I guess.